Like ouch. Seriously.

I injured my lower back in 2007 and it has gotten way worse. The doc diagnosed me with Sciatica. Basically I have a bulging disc on my spine that is pinching a nerve. Sitting hurts. Sleeping hurts. Driving hurts. I know my dad would say "only focusing on the negative just brings more negative energy your way" but god this shit sucks ass.

Electrical currents shooting down my leg, constant throbbing back pain, and not playing soccer is BRINGING ME DOWN holmes! On top of all that it's winter, and the very thing that helps me get through this godforsaken season is indoor soccer, and now I can't play. I'm SO FRUSTRATED....and fat.

I am not endorsing Iggy Butts.....

I just think this dude is fine as hell. This is Jason Muribrook. He is in the Blak Prince jewelry ads.

This is actually someone's pet:

I know I've already done a post on The Daily Coyote but I just checked out her blog today, and this was the latest post. Holy crap that specimen is mean/gnarly lookin! I want one! I wonder if it would eat my kitties? It sure would put Dui in his place.

What an Unhealthy day it twas yesterday

Bubs and I went over to CC & J.U.'s last night. There was so much food there it was disgusting. Including the above work of art CC created with over 40 twinkies, 4 pounds of guac and other dips, heck he even used a medical syringe to apply the sour cream lining of the field. Nothing better than stuffing a bunch of snack food in my face, pounding beers, and watching t.v. on the couch for 5 hours straight. I'm an American Goddammit! Oh and gambling. I forgot we gambled over things like what side the coin toss was going to land on, if Courtney Cox was going to get on stage and dance if Bruce Springsteen played Dancing in the Dark, to which team will throw the first challenge flag. There were a lot of boys yelling loudly in my face that's for sure.

Pretty sick game tho, huh? Fitzgerald is ridic. He made Kurt Warner look better than he really is. Roethlisberger has got some pretty quick tosies for getting out of several sack-worthy situations.

Louis Vuitton Soccer Bag

shut.up. (via Kanye's blog)

What I'm wearing tonight

Sexual cardigan By Temperley (From CatWalk Queen)

Or Maybe this halfsie by Betsey Johnson:
Lil Weezy T. Duh.

7 Jeans:Tom Binns Cuff: "Rock Out. Shoot the Bull"!

Some Stuart Weitzman Pumps:
Prada Bag:
Made Her Think ring, the blue one?

I'm going for the Hollywood look. Let's just say I'd wear this outfit to an AI audition. Haha! (Posting on my possible singing talents coming soon.)

Oh, and P.S. none of these items are in my closet. I do not posses them. But feel free to buy them on the interwebz and ship them to XXXX Waldrof Blvd., #XXX, Madison, WI XXXXX. Only VIP BFFs can read my address, so go away creepertons. Ha! Like anyone reads this blog. And if you do....make your presence known now.

Oh, and P.S.S. I'm not going out tonight, my back is fucked up and i will be an old women for the next 3-6 months. Yeah, it's that bad. Post coming soon. And as it turns out the meds my Doc prescribed to me turn me into Chatty Cathy.

My Bro's blog, Peep My Words, Made me think of this!!

Be sure to check out his blog (actually he's one of the contributors. All his boys contribute too. Like a little community, so cute!!) and read the 'Square Translations' of Ghostface Killer's Apollo Kids. So good!!!